Mateo Quote #104
Quote from Mateo in Glenn's Kids
Mateo: Ah, your tiny arms are perfect for cleaning. I'm jealous. I mean, not really. I would look so dumb with arms like yours.
Leo: What's this?
Mateo: Oh, my God, my key chain. I was looking for these. Jeff gave this to me on Valentine's Day 'cause I'm always losing my keys. And then we DTR'd... defined the relationship.
T'Oliver: Who's Jeff?
Mateo: Nobody. It's none of your business. But if you must know, he's my ex. He's also a district manager, so he's kind of a big deal.
Zoe: And you guys aren't friends anymore?
Mateo: Oh, honey... Let me tell you a story about a man named Jeff and why you shouldn't date white guys.
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Quote from Glenn
Glenn: You think you can handle it?
Cheyenne: Glenn, I'm a mom.
Glenn: Okay then, that would be great. Oh, just one tip. Don't let her put marbles in her mouth. Uh, don't let anything fall on her.
Cheyenne: Okay.
Glenn: And also, don't let her get wet. And don't feed her after midnight. Just kidding, that's from Gremlins.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: What... what is it? What did he draw?
Cheyenne: Mm, uhh, I don't think I can say it in front of the kids. But... you have one, but I don't. But we both like them. And sometimes they're curved...
Amy: Cheyenne, this is more disturbing than the word.
Quote from Glenn
Amy: Glenn, I don't want to tell you how to parent, but one of your kids is drawing on the back of Mateo's head.
Mateo: What?
Glenn: Leo, you put that down, mister.
Dina: This is why you can't bring your kids to work.
Glenn: It's just for a few hours. I'm surprising Jerusha with a photo of all the kids we've ever fostered. Obviously, we'll... we'll Photoshop in the prison ones.