Mateo: Ah, your tiny arms are perfect for cleaning. I'm jealous. I mean, not really. I would look so dumb with arms like yours.
Leo: What's this?
Mateo: Oh, my God, my key chain. I was looking for these. Jeff gave this to me on Valentine's Day 'cause I'm always losing my keys. And then we DTR'd... defined the relationship.
T'Oliver: Who's Jeff?
Mateo: Nobody. It's none of your business. But if you must know, he's my ex. He's also a district manager, so he's kind of a big deal.
Zoe: And you guys aren't friends anymore?
Mateo: Oh, honey... Let me tell you a story about a man named Jeff and why you shouldn't date white guys.