Jonah Quote #162
Quote from Jonah in Ladies' Lunch
Jonah: So you might hear something kinda funny. It's real funny. Um, to be clear, I don't think I can win you. I mean... and I wouldn't want to, even if I could. You know, people. We all win whoever, together, sexually.
Amy: I can't follow you because you talk so much.
Jonah: I'm sorry...
Amy: And... and also, I'm a little bit drunk.
Jonah: I'm sor...
Amy: [whispers] I'm a little bit drunk.
Jonah: Yes... you are so drunk.
Amy: Yes.
Jonah: Whoo.
Amy: I'm so sorry. You were saying something about...
Jonah: I don't- What was I... Who cares?
Amy: A sexual...
Jonah: Oh, oh, Amy. Whoa. That's... okay... This is a workplace, okay? We don't talk like that here. You should get on home with that kind of talk. 'Cause this... I don't know what this is, but it's wrong.
Superstore Quotes
‘Ladies' Lunch’ Quotes
Quote from Sandra
Amy: And, um, Sandra, you're still with Jeff?
Sandra: Um, yeah. It's fine.
Dina: It's fine? This is ladies' lunch, Sandra. We need deets.
Sandra: Oh, okay. Um... We spend hours on the phone, just talking. He loves my taste in music. I spend the night at his hotel when he's in town. We make love on silk sheets. Oh, God, he's... gentle and strong. Sometimes he's dark. He took me to the edge of his balcony once and he asked, "Are you afraid?" And I said, "Yes." And he said, "Good. That's how I feel with you." And then we made love. And then we ate dinner. And it was fancy. He thinks I'm prettier than my sister. Yeah.
Quote from Justine
Waiter: Can I start you ladies off with some drinks, or...
Justine: No, we don't drink. Ha. Can you imagine? Glug, glug, glug, glug. [laughs] Oh, uh, white wine. Two ice cubes.
Quote from Dina
Dina: This is for your own good.
Amy: Yeah, you didn't have to kidnap me, Dina.
Dina: Kidnapping is what you do to children. You're pushing 40. I abducted you.