Dina Quote #113
Quote from Dina in Spokesman Scandal
Glenn: Hey, how's it going?
Dina: Great. We get the results tomorrow and I'll call everyone who's fired. Actually, I'll just call those who aren't fired. It'll save me some time.
Glenn: No, I don't want to start firing people. Okay, look, maybe we shouldn't be doing this.
Dina: Look, I get it. You love these people. I do too, but we told them there would be a urine test, so we have to follow through on this or they won't respect us.
Glenn: I... I don't believe that's true.
Dina: It is true. They'll think we're weak and they'll think we're liars. Is that who we are? Huh? Are we weak liars?
Glenn: No, we're strong truth tellers.
Dina: Heck yeah we are. Pep up. The lab comes at 5:00. [a customer grabs a sample jar] You know that's human urine, right? Suit yourself.
Superstore Quotes
‘Spokesman Scandal’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Dina: The test will detect any drugs in your system. We're talking marijuana, cocaine, heroin, methamphetamines.
Garrett: What about power pellets?
Dina: Ah... I don't see that. What are they?
Garrett: Oh, you just take some big boppers, you cut in some fetty wap, you put a little disco shake on there, and then you roll that up in some Doc McStuffins. Smoke it. Get real high.
Quote from Dina
Dina: I have a work-related question. What security measures are we taking to avoid revenge crimes?
Glenn: Revenge crimes?
Dina: Families of the victims trying to eat us as payback. I mean, that's what I would do.
Quote from Jeff
Jeff: As most of you may have heard, our company spokesman has been accused of some improprieties.
Garrett: By improprieties, you mean killing and eating people, right? Or is there a tax evasion thing going on as well?
Jeff: The killing and eating. I can't speak to his tax situation.