Dina Quote #23
Quote from Dina in Shoplifter
Dina: I'm a hunter. Some people like to hunt elk, or deer. I hunt people, and your head is going on my wall.
Julie: I didn't steal anything.
Dina: Oh, you didn't? Well, this was easy. Sorry for the mix-up, you can go. Here, let me get you your purse. Oops! Ha ha! Well, well, well, lookie what we've got here.
Emma: That's mine. I came in with it.
Dina: How convenient for you. Well... I guess it's just my word against yours then. If only I had some sort of device right at my fingertips that recorded your illegal activity. [gasps] Oh. If only I could simply press a button, and see that recording. Oh. [video flickers] If only that had worked.
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Quote from Dina
Jonah: Uh, okay, this is gonna sound crazy, but, do you remember your first period? Because...
Dina: February 4th, 2003. It was a Tuesday. Unseasonably warm.
Jonah: Okay, so...
Dina: I was 19. Late bloomer, though I've more than made up for that since. My gyno says I ovulate like a champ. I drop eggs hard.
Jonah: All right, uh...
Dina: You know my aunt was born with two vaginas? Yeah, she always thought it would help her date, but it didn't. She died alone. Well, she will die alone. She's still alive. She's only like 50 or something.
Jonah: Okay, thanks. Think I got all the information I need.
Dina: [chuckles] God, I'm good at flirting.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: So, the episiotomy is when they have to snip the area between your vagina and your butthole so that you don't tear your pee-hole.
Mateo: You know, it's not working, okay? I'm not getting off this couch.
Cheyenne: And it's all held together by a mucus plug, so imagine, like, a bag of cherry pie filling, but it has a hole in it, but the hole's being blocked by a big ball of snot.
Mateo: Yep, yep, miracle of life. Get it.
Cheyenne: I wonder if I'll eat my placenta.
Quote from Cheyenne
Dina: Well, we can likely rule out foul play. According to his license, he was 87. Probably died of old age.
Cheyenne: My great-grandma died the same way. Her mom too. Bad genes, I guess.