Amy Quote #32
Quote from Amy in Shoplifter
Julie: Okay, listen Rizzoli and Isles, I'm not confessing to anything, especially not to two minimum-wage morons.
Amy: I'm sorry, what?
Dina: Hey, sweetie, you seem stressed. Do you want a back rub?
Amy: No, no, no, no, no. Who do you think you are? You can't just walk up in here, start calling us morons.
Dina: Amy, forget it, okay? This clearly isn't working. Guess you're free to go, courtesy of one broken camera in the Makeup Department.
Amy: Wait. You saw her in Makeup?
Dina: Yeah.
Amy: Well, you know, the cameras in Accessories also cover Makeup.
Dina: [gasps] I just realized. If we pull the footage from Accessories, we've got our proof!
Amy: Yeah, that's what I was saying.
Dina: And you're going down, thief!
Amy: Enjoy prison!
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Quote from Dina
Jonah: Uh, okay, this is gonna sound crazy, but, do you remember your first period? Because...
Dina: February 4th, 2003. It was a Tuesday. Unseasonably warm.
Jonah: Okay, so...
Dina: I was 19. Late bloomer, though I've more than made up for that since. My gyno says I ovulate like a champ. I drop eggs hard.
Jonah: All right, uh...
Dina: You know my aunt was born with two vaginas? Yeah, she always thought it would help her date, but it didn't. She died alone. Well, she will die alone. She's still alive. She's only like 50 or something.
Jonah: Okay, thanks. Think I got all the information I need.
Dina: [chuckles] God, I'm good at flirting.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: So, the episiotomy is when they have to snip the area between your vagina and your butthole so that you don't tear your pee-hole.
Mateo: You know, it's not working, okay? I'm not getting off this couch.
Cheyenne: And it's all held together by a mucus plug, so imagine, like, a bag of cherry pie filling, but it has a hole in it, but the hole's being blocked by a big ball of snot.
Mateo: Yep, yep, miracle of life. Get it.
Cheyenne: I wonder if I'll eat my placenta.
Quote from Cheyenne
Dina: Well, we can likely rule out foul play. According to his license, he was 87. Probably died of old age.
Cheyenne: My great-grandma died the same way. Her mom too. Bad genes, I guess.