Glenn Quote #707
Quote from Glenn in Perfect Store
Glenn: This looks completely natural. Just a drink display in the bedding section.
Amy: Obviously, the bag of feet stays between us until we can call it in.
Cheyenne: Yeah, just real quick. I did mention it to Mateo.
Garrett: A bag full of feet? [all shushing]
Cheyenne: Mateo, I told you not to tell.
Mateo: I only told these two. Also, I texted Eric, and he told his work, but that's it. [Amy groans]
Jonah: This is so not a big deal, okay? I mean, of course, it is for the victims' families, or, who knows, maybe there's no victims. You know, maybe it's just a med school prankster.
Dina: Or a grave robber or morgue bandit.
Amy: Let's just stop guessing and not tell anybody else.
Glenn: Yeah, and don't worry that God is gonna be mad or hold us in judgement. We're doing the right thing, or at least we will be in a few hours when we stop doing this.
Superstore Quotes
‘Perfect Store’ Quotes
Quote from Jonah
Reporter: This is the first time multiple feet have been delivered at once. Do you believe this is some sort of gruesome final event?
Jonah: I don't know why you think I would have anything useful to say on that front, um, but you know what's never final? Any purchase that you make here. Let me... Let me tell you about our return policy.
Reporter: So you're not concerned this is hurting business? I might think twice about shopping at this store.
Jonah: Okay, yeah, a lot of feet turn up here. I'm sorry we're not literally perfect, Natalie.
Garrett: [watching on TV] Yikes.
Jonah: We just... We... We keep trying to show everybody that we're the perfect store, and the truth is we're not. Okay? We're... We're just us, but we're here every single day. When it rains, when it snows, when it... when it tornadoes, when there's a plague and you're all safe at home, except for when you come here to cough, we're here just... just trying to get you what you need, and... and all we want is to keep doing that.
Reporter: Emotions running high here, preventing people from staying on topic. Back to you, Skip.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Hey, okay, guys, come on. Obviously, Jonah's got some ideas. We haven't even let him talk. Jonah?
Jonah: I mean, I'm not sure that there's anything that we can do. [others groan] I'm just trying to be realistic. I mean, we've been flattened by these guys over and over. I just... Yeah, I don't know what to say.
Cheyenne: Uh, hey, I'm not sure that's an idea so much as a downer, so maybe next time just don't stop the meeting if you don't have anything.
Jonah: Yeah. My bad.
Quote from Carol
Dina: Okay, everybody calm down. They're gonna keep some stores open, and Amy's gonna do everything she can to make sure we're one of them, so there's no need to freak out about this.
Janet: That's easy for you to say. You make manager money. The rest of us, we need this job.
Sandra: Mm-hmm. Well, except Carol.
Carol: Oh, 'cause of my settlement? Hey, I still need this job to keep me grounded. [others groan]
Garrett: Seems to be working so far.