Cheyenne Quote #327
Quote from Cheyenne in Lowell Anderson
Cheyenne: Uh, I'm sorry for the wait, but we're being told that this is... better.
Lowell Anderson: Yes! This is very exciting for you. You're at the forefront of innovation. You're like those chimps they sent into space.
Cheyenne: Oh, oh, hang on, Elias, let me help you with that. [TV smashes on floor]
Lowell Anderson: Well, this doesn't seem to be working at all.
Cheyenne: Yeah, that's what I said.
Lowell Anderson: Well, there was no way we could have known. All right, here's what I want to try next: Once you get everything back into the boxes, let's get rid of the shelves.
Cheyenne: No! Okay, I'm not doing that. You have really bad ideas, all right? You're not a genius, you're just a rich dick!
Glenn: Cheyenne Taylor Lee. That is no way to talk to Mr. Anderson. Sir, I am so sorry.
Cheyenne: I was just... You was all like... Gah! You know, this is so messed, but your hair looks really good, and if you could text me Trinity's number, that would be great.
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Sandra: I can help you figure out if she's with someone. I've been monitoring her social media for months. I print out the good ones, and I put them up on a board.
Jonah: Look, it's fine. Thank you. I... It was just bugging me, you know? Like when you get a tune stuck in your head, and you can't remember what the song is. It's no big deal. Um, have you been monitoring all of our social media?
Sandra: Yep, I even know about everyone's fake accounts.
Jonah: Huh. People have fake accounts? That's weird.
Sandra: Is it, Scott McPhee? Who only follows organic farms and influencer underwear ladies.
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Jonah: Okay, I think I have a lead, but it's a long shot. Amy's cousin's ex is following one of "Scott McPhee's" favorite... influencers.
Sandra: Oh, Emma just posted.
Jonah: What? What's it say? What's it say? What's it say? "Having a great time in the snow with my mom and little bro. #FamilyTrip, #HighlnTheMountains."
Sandra: Oh, my God. She's just with Emma and Parker. She's still single. [sighs] Wow. That was scary. [laughs] Look at my hand.
Jonah: Yeah, although I am concerned about #HighlnTheMountains. Do you think Emma's smoking pot again?
Sandra: Who cares? What matters is that Amy's single. Now, here's the plan. You're gonna call Amy and say you want one last special night together. But here's what she doesn't know: I'm gonna poke a hole in the condom.
Jonah: What? No, this isn't... No, no. I'm over Amy, okay? And I'm with Hannah now.
Sandra: Then what the [bleep] have we been doing all day?
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Sandra: Three days ago, Amy posted this car selfie. Note the parka. Now, look at the sun reflected in her sunglasses. Wonderland Cabins. That's where she is.
Jonah: Okay, this is um, an invasion of privacy.
Sandra: You think I could follow this trail if she wasn't leaving breadcrumbs? She wants to be caught.
Jonah: Caught... going on vacation?