Glenn Quote #703
Quote from Glenn in Lowell Anderson
Glenn: Do you like it? I mean, please, be honest.
Lowell Anderson: I don't. It's bad. And honestly, I find it a little odd that you would get a haircut in the middle of a workday.
Glenn: Wait, you said that I should...
Lowell Anderson: Now, about this Cheyenne person. I assume you're gonna write her up, remind her who's in charge.
Glenn: I-I don't think that's necessary. I mean, she knows who's in charge. I've got the good clipboard.
Lowell Anderson: No consequences, hmm? Like father, like son. Glenn, I'm gonna tell you something painful, but you need to know. I didn't exactly buy your dad dinner that night. Truth is, that night, I offered your dad a chance to save his store. I told him I'd stop underselling him if he could prove he could run with the big dogs by eating a can of dog food. It was very funny.
Glenn: What's the funny part?
Lowell Anderson: Well, he ate the dog food, and I closed his store anyway. I mean, you get it?
Glenn: I can see why dad changed some details about that evening.
Lowell Anderson: Glenn, there are two kinds of people in this world. Weak people, who eat dog food, and strong people, who make them eat it. Now, what kind are you?
Glenn: Are we sure there's just the two?
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Quote from Sandra
Sandra: I can help you figure out if she's with someone. I've been monitoring her social media for months. I print out the good ones, and I put them up on a board.
Jonah: Look, it's fine. Thank you. I... It was just bugging me, you know? Like when you get a tune stuck in your head, and you can't remember what the song is. It's no big deal. Um, have you been monitoring all of our social media?
Sandra: Yep, I even know about everyone's fake accounts.
Jonah: Huh. People have fake accounts? That's weird.
Sandra: Is it, Scott McPhee? Who only follows organic farms and influencer underwear ladies.
Quote from Sandra
Jonah: Okay, I think I have a lead, but it's a long shot. Amy's cousin's ex is following one of "Scott McPhee's" favorite... influencers.
Sandra: Oh, Emma just posted.
Jonah: What? What's it say? What's it say? What's it say? "Having a great time in the snow with my mom and little bro. #FamilyTrip, #HighlnTheMountains."
Sandra: Oh, my God. She's just with Emma and Parker. She's still single. [sighs] Wow. That was scary. [laughs] Look at my hand.
Jonah: Yeah, although I am concerned about #HighlnTheMountains. Do you think Emma's smoking pot again?
Sandra: Who cares? What matters is that Amy's single. Now, here's the plan. You're gonna call Amy and say you want one last special night together. But here's what she doesn't know: I'm gonna poke a hole in the condom.
Jonah: What? No, this isn't... No, no. I'm over Amy, okay? And I'm with Hannah now.
Sandra: Then what the [bleep] have we been doing all day?
Quote from Sandra
Sandra: Three days ago, Amy posted this car selfie. Note the parka. Now, look at the sun reflected in her sunglasses. Wonderland Cabins. That's where she is.
Jonah: Okay, this is um, an invasion of privacy.
Sandra: You think I could follow this trail if she wasn't leaving breadcrumbs? She wants to be caught.
Jonah: Caught... going on vacation?