Garrett Quote #489
Quote from Garrett in Deep Cleaning
Garrett: You guys aren't gonna believe this, but I was almost sad that we didn't have our staff Christmas party.
Glenn: Aw!
Sandra: But I guess we're all used to stuff getting canceled by now. [murmurs of agreement]
Garrett: Yeah.
Glenn: Wait, not everything has to be canceled. We're gonna have that Christmas party today!
Marcus: I do have a little leftover eggnog in my locker.
Glenn: You keep it, 'cause Garrett and I are gonna take care of everything.
Garrett: What... What am I doing?
Glenn: Oh. I just assumed you'd want to help because you missed the Christmas party so much. Oh, unless you had your heart set on cleaning?
Garrett: Neither of those sound appealing, but I'll go with the one with a lower chance of finding another severed foot.
Glenn: Okay, so you...
Garrett: The party. I'll help plan the party.
Glenn: Whoo-hoo!
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Quote from Carol
Hannah: So that's all I need from you. I'll give you a call if there's any updates.
Carol: Great. And did you get my text about which employees here I think are circumcised?
Hannah: I did. Yes. Uh, I'm sorry. How do you think that helps?
Carol: You're the lawyer.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Okay, I think we can make this work. You know, we'll just pick the fur out, and, you know... and then sort of smush it back together, and then let the good times roll.
Garrett: Come on, Glenn. It's fine. We'll just tell people the party's off.
Glenn: No! People deserve a good time. Come on. We can fix this. Garrett, why aren't you picking and smushing?
Garrett: 'Cause I'm not gonna do that, dude! Just get over it. There's nothing you can do to make people happy. That's just the way it is. The pandemic happened, and everybody had a [bleep] year.
Glenn: You don't think I know that? Look, I gotta try to give them something! I mean, people have been working nonstop for so long, risking their health, you know, and then we didn't even get Christmas. You know, we had to stay at home eating baloney sandwiches and watching church on Facebook Live! I- I- People have missed out on so much. And I just wanna give them, like, one little ray of sunshine, but I guess not! Not in this... piece of crap year! [eats]
Garrett: Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Glenn: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm eating raccoon fur. And I don't care!
Quote from Cheyenne
Marcus: So what? Now we have to do a deep clean, like, every year?
Garrett: Yeah, one deep clean a year during a pandemic does sound a little excessive.
Cheyenne: Wow. How has it been a year already? But also, how has it only been a year?