Glenn Quote #684
Quote from Glenn in Deep Cleaning
Tony: Since you guys are taking suggestions...
Garrett: We're not...
Tony: My girlfriend and I were gonna paint mugs for each other for Valentine's Day. I was gonna do a raptor on hers. It would've been sick.
Garrett: Okay, so you're saying that you want us to set up a mug painting station?
Glenn: No, no. Garrett, it's okay. I just need a pen and a piece of paper to write all these great ideas down.
Garrett: Yeah, they're great. [quietly] Hey, uh, Glenn? You don't need to kill yourself.
Glenn: Yeah, but come on. You see how badly they need this. [Garrett sighs] Okay! So who's got requests? Let me hear it.
Cody: My mom makes this menudo for Nochebuena. [sighs] Next level.
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‘Deep Cleaning’ Quotes
Quote from Carol
Hannah: So that's all I need from you. I'll give you a call if there's any updates.
Carol: Great. And did you get my text about which employees here I think are circumcised?
Hannah: I did. Yes. Uh, I'm sorry. How do you think that helps?
Carol: You're the lawyer.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Okay, I think we can make this work. You know, we'll just pick the fur out, and, you know... and then sort of smush it back together, and then let the good times roll.
Garrett: Come on, Glenn. It's fine. We'll just tell people the party's off.
Glenn: No! People deserve a good time. Come on. We can fix this. Garrett, why aren't you picking and smushing?
Garrett: 'Cause I'm not gonna do that, dude! Just get over it. There's nothing you can do to make people happy. That's just the way it is. The pandemic happened, and everybody had a [bleep] year.
Glenn: You don't think I know that? Look, I gotta try to give them something! I mean, people have been working nonstop for so long, risking their health, you know, and then we didn't even get Christmas. You know, we had to stay at home eating baloney sandwiches and watching church on Facebook Live! I- I- People have missed out on so much. And I just wanna give them, like, one little ray of sunshine, but I guess not! Not in this... piece of crap year! [eats]
Garrett: Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Glenn: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm eating raccoon fur. And I don't care!
Quote from Cheyenne
Marcus: So what? Now we have to do a deep clean, like, every year?
Garrett: Yeah, one deep clean a year during a pandemic does sound a little excessive.
Cheyenne: Wow. How has it been a year already? But also, how has it only been a year?