Jonah Quote #548
Quote from Jonah in Depositions
Hannah: Big deposition fan, huh?
Jonah: I... Sorry about all that.
Hannah: Nah, it was fun. It was kind of like being in a haunted house. I kept waiting for you to pop out from somewhere else.
Jonah: Look, I was just trying to protect Glenn.
Hannah: From the big, mean lawyer trying to get her payday. Look, I get it. I get it. But you should know I'm not some sleazy ambulance chaser with her face on every bus.
Jonah: I never...
Hannah: I mean, my face is on one bus but I had to do it. That's the industry. I was just doing my job.
Jonah: No, I know. And I was just... embarrassing myself.
Hannah: Big time!
Jonah: Yeah.
Hannah: I-I thought it was kind of sweet, actually.
Cheyenne: Hannah! Let's go get margs, girl!
Hannah: Oh, yeah!
Cheyenne: You're buying!
Hannah: [quietly] Oh, my God, she is the worst. You didn't hear me say that.
Jonah: Oh, no, of course not. Hey, uh, Hannah, um, let me know if you have any other... depositions I can crash.
Hannah: Oh, yeah. I'll see what I can do, Mr. Simms.
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‘Depositions’ Quotes
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Hey, Dina, Brett wants to go home because of his sciatica? Is that a real thing, or is it like when Isaac needed Friday off for an appointment with his Mandalorian?
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: In tenth grade, I was caught between Bo and this guy Darius that he used to freestyle rap with.
Dina: What did you do?
Cheyenne: I told Bo how I felt, and then he took a poo in the backseat of Darius's mom's station wagon.
Dina: Cheyenne, I had such high hopes, and have truly no idea what to take from that story.
Cheyenne: I'm just saying that you should tell Garrett how you feel because maybe he feels the same way. And if he's not willing to take a crap in the backseat of Brian's car, then.... pfft, there's no decision to make.
Quote from Carol
Jonah: Oh, hey, there's Carol, everybody.
Marcus: Hey, Carol, can you talk to your lawyer? Jonah screwed up royally, and now she's going after Glenn.
Carol: Oh, no, I hate to hear that. But gotta let the lawyers do their job, right? [inhales] Now, what should I name my boat? I'm leaning toward "Wet Ride," but I'm open to other ideas.