Dina Quote #727
Quote from Dina in Ground Rules
Brian: So I'll be going to a wildlife sanctuary in Wisconsin for three months and that's a long time to go without physical intimacy and I'm not a big fan of the Zoom sex.
Dina: He can never get the camera angle right. It's always all forehead or foreskin.
Garrett: Okay, I- I get it. This is really the best solution for you?
Brian: Hey, it's new territory for me, too, but I've tried a lot of new stuff because of Dina. You know, before I met her, I had never canned anything.
Dina: And you just make sense since we have history.
Garrett: You've really thought this out.
Dina: Yeah, sure have. And there's a lot of things for us to go over with you, but I want to make sure it's clear. I save the girlfriend stuff for this guy, okay? That means no sleepovers, no non-sexual kissing, and no stargazing unless it's for navigational purposes.
Garrett: Well, that's a lot of rules. Feels like I'm buying a gremlin. [chuckles]
Dina: I don't know what that means.
Garrett: I don't either.
Dina: The car?
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Quote from Mateo
Mateo: Another floor supervisor tip: We direct. Don't use words like "maybe" or "I think" with these peons.
Cheyenne: Okay.
Mateo: Before you speak, think, "How would an evil queen decree this?"
Cheyenne: Ooh, yeah.
Mateo: And just a couple other things I thought of.
Cheyenne: Oh.
Mateo: No more campfire games with employees and no sparkly makeup. Oh, and don't put unicorn stickers on your clipboard. They're unprofessional.
Cheyenne: Uh, okay.
Mateo: But otherwise, you are killing it, girl.
Cheyenne: Thanks.
Mateo: Oh, you should probably change your shoes. I mean, they're fun but, it looks like you skinned a Care Bear.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Oh, here's a perfect place to update shift assignments. Hmm. Isaac, you shall henceforth be working on register four to maximize efficiency and expedite expenditure.
Sayid: What's happening? Why do you sound like Nurse Ratched on the Netflix series Ratched?
Cheyenne: Oh, I'm running this meeting like Mateo in a very professional manner. Mm-hmm.
Mateo: Okay, ha, ha, very funny. But you know what? Even this is way better than your usual singles cruise director attitude.
Cheyenne: [British accent] Oh, I doth agree because one should never have a fun, cool attitude when one can have a stick up their arse! [all laugh]
Carol: Oh, my God, that's so good.
Isaac: You're tearing him apart. Do his walk.
Cheyenne: Oh, yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. That's not how I... [British accent] Uh, uh, oh, God, I right dropped me cane!
Mateo: What cane? I don't have a cane!
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: Sorry about the long bathroom break. I opened the Harper's app and you know how that story ends.