Jonah: It's crazy. She's, what, three, four years younger than me?
Garrett: Or ten. Something like that. But, uh, hey, at least you're getting yourself back out there and you got your first rejection out of the way. So that's good 'cause there's gonna be a lot. Like, so many. [chuckles] Dating's fun.
Jonah: Well, you were in a open relationship for, like, three hours.
Garrett: Yeah, you know what? Not for me.

Garrett: Let's do it.
Dina: Oh, great. I gotta say, you seemed like a pretty hard no.
Garrett: Oh, yeah, no, I mean, look. It's casual, it's fun, it's still mid-pando. Why wouldn't I want to do it?
Dina: Yes! Seriously, Garrett, this is gonna be awesome. I'm gonna let the doctor know you're back in.
Garrett: [chuckles] Oh. By doctor, you mean Brian?
Dina: No, no, Dr. Hartshorn. Yeah, I ordered you a physical and full panel of STI tests. You can pay me back later.
Garrett: Uh...
Dina: [on the phone] Hey, Hartshorn. He's back in. [whispers to Garrett] Yeah, you're gonna have to fast on Tuesday.

Glenn: Jonah. I just want you to know that Tony will never replace you.
Jonah: Glenn, really. I'm fine, okay? Tony's a good kid. I like him.
Glenn: Still, I told Jerusha no need to make the hot dog casserole this Saturday because that's Jonah's special night. So we can do whatever you want to do.
Jonah: Glenn, no. That's not necessary.
Glenn: Oh, come on. What's hot?
Jonah: Well, there is this Chinese place that I've been wanting try.
Glenn: Absolutely. They have plain white rice, though, right?
Jonah: They do.
Glenn: Then absolutely! Oh, and no big deal, but you can't work with minors for six weeks, okay?
Jonah: What?
Glenn: Yay, Jonah's special night.