‘The Wink’
Season 7, Episode 4 - Aired October 12, 1995
George can't stop winking after a piece of grapefruit squirts in his eye. Elaine dates her wake-up service guy. Meanwhile, Jerry dates Elaine's cousin who doesn't like his low-meat diet, and Kramer promises a sick kid that a baseball player will score two home runs for him.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: I still can't believe, you're going out on a blind date.
Elaine: I'm not worried. It sounds like he's really good looking.
Jerry: You're going by sound? What are we, whales?
Quote from George
Elaine: [to George who is winking] What is your problem?
George: No problem here.
Elaine: You keep winking at me. That's really obnoxious.
George: I had no idea.
Elaine: Right there. Right there. You just did it again.
George: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. It's from that grapefruit that Jerry squirted at me.
Elaine: Your eye still hurts?
George: Yeah, yeah. You must have squirted a piece of pulp in it too.
Jerry: Pulp couldn't make it across the table.
George: Pulp can move, Baby!
Quote from Jerry
George: Why can't you eat a real breakfast?
Jerry: Hey, I eat healthy. If I have to take out an eye, that's the breaks.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Hey, guys.
Jerry: Hello, Jughead.
Kramer: Hello Archie, Veronica, Mr. Weatherbee.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Is this Don Matingly's signature?
George: Yeah.
Kramer: And Buck Showalter's?
George: It's an inter-office envelope. It get passed around all over the office.
Kramer: Hey, can I show this to my buddy Stubbs? He runs a sports memorabilia store. He'll pay top dollar for pro autographs.
George: Yeah, like I'm going to risk my job with the New York Yankees to make a few extra bucks. [winks]
Kramer: No, of course not. [winks]
Quote from George
George: Is that the lovely Mrs. Morgan?
Mrs. Morgan: Hello.
Mr. Morgan: Oh, by the way, have you got that birthday card?
George: Birthday card?
Mr. Morgan: Mr. Steinbrenner's birthday card. Wilhem said you'd have it for me to sign.
George: Oh... I, uh, will have that for you by after lunch.
Mr. Morgan: Fine. I'll be back after my massage.
George: Of course. Your massage. [winks] Enjoy your massage. [winks]
Quote from Jerry
Holly: I can't believe Elaine's never taken you here before.
Jerry: Well, I'm not really that much of a meat eater.
Holly: You don't eat meat? What, ae you one of those...
Jerry: Well, no, I'm not one of those.
Holly: When we were little girls, Grandma Mema would take us to a matinee and then dinner here.
Jerry: Grandma Mema?
Holly: Elaine must have mentioned Grandma Mema.
Jerry: No, I think I would have remembered Mema.
Holly: Oh well, that's typical. Elaine never liked Grandma Mema.
Quote from George
George: Hey, Mr. Morgan how was your massage?
Mr. Morgan: Oh, I had to cancel it. For some reason my wife got it into her head that it was more than just a massage.
George: Really?
Mr. Morgan: Yeah. Anyway, we got into this big fight at lunch. It looks like tonight I'll be sleeping on the couch.
George: Hey, listen don't oversleep. You can't afford to be late again.
Mr. Morgan: I know. Somebody around here has been giving Wilhelm the impression that I have been slacking off.
George: Geez. Hey, you know something, you should try my friend's wake up service. She swears by this thing.
Mr. Morgan: Costanza, you may be my only friend around here. By the way, you got that birthday card?
George: Ah, not yet.
Mr. Morgan: Just make sure Steinbrenner doesn't get it until I sign it.
George: Yes, sir!
Quote from Jerry
Elaine: I just don't understand it as soon as I met these dogs they started growling at me.
Jerry: Well, maybe his dogs heard about how you tried to kidnap that other dog. These mutts like to gossip.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: Did she mention anything about our lunch?
Elaine: Uh, kind of.
Jerry: What do you mean, "kind of"?
Elaine: I mean, she thought it was kind of strange to just order a salad. You know, for a man.
Jerry: Like a quiche thing?
Elaine: You're in the ballpark.
Jerry: Salad! What was I thinking? Women don't respect salad eaters.
Elaine: You got that right.