Kenny Bania: Mmm. This soup is great.
Jerry: Yeah, it's very good.
Kenny Bania: I told you Mendy's had the best pea soup. The best Jerry, the best. Are you enjoying it?
Jerry: Yeah. I'm having a wonderful time.
Kenny Bania: Wait till you try the swordfish. You know, Jerry, I was thinking. For our next meal, do you think we should come here ... or should we go someplace else? You know, it has it's pros and cons. On the
one hand, here, you're guaranteed a great meal. On the other hand-
Jerry: Yeah, yeah I know. This would be good, but it would be the same. But if we go some place else, it would be different, but it might not be as good. It's a gamble. I get it.
Kenny Bania: Yeah. Well, let's hurry up and eat I gotta get out of here. I'm meeting a woman for a drink.
Jerry: Oh, and who might that be?
Kenny Bania: Some woman named Uma. I got her number off of that ticket before it was smudged. Hope she's good-looking.

Jerry: Hi, Willie.
Willie: Hey, Jerry.
Jerry: I got this stuff and ah my mother's fur coat for storage.
Willie: What are you doing with it?
Jerry: Ah, she keeps it in my apartment for when she comes up from Florida.
Donna: Hi.
Jerry: Hi.
Willie: Hey Jerry, you know my wife, Donna.
Jerry: Yeah, that's why I said "hi".
Willie: Hey, nice jacket.
Jerry: Thanks. It's houndstooth.
Willie: Whoa, this is a beauty. Great cut. It's probably very flattering.
Jerry: Oh, yes. It really accentuates my bust line.

Ada: As you can see my references are impeccable. I think I'd be a real asset here. My only concern is, I do take care of my mother. So will there be any late nights?
George: I can't imagine.

Elaine: Okay, so Barney's is having this huge sale. I try this dress on. Stunning. Stunning. I couldn't take my eyes off myself.
Jerry: Yeah.
Elaine: Okay, so then I put it on at home. It looks like I'm carrying twins.
Jerry: So you're saying, store, hotsy-totsy, home, hotsy-notsy.
Elaine: Yeah, exactly. Anyway, I've got to go over there and return it.

George: Demi? [De-me] I thought it was Demi? [Dem-ee]
Jerry: No. I think it's Demi. [De-me]
George: Really? I never heard of a semi [se-me] tractor-trailer.

Kramer: [enters] Whoa. What are you all dressed up for?
Elaine: Oh, I'm returning this dress to Barney's.
Kramer: Good idea.

Kramer: Hey, look, if you're going there, maybe you could pick me up some of this super hydrating, it's a total-protection moisturizer with UVA [ooh-va].
Elaine: Moisturizer? That's girls stuff.
Kramer: No, no, no. Look, I'll tell you what. They're having a sale, right?
Elaine: Yeah.
Kramer: I'll meet you down there, we'll have lunch.
Elaine: Well we could...
Kramer: Yeah, well, we'll get to know each other. We never get to spend any time together. Oh, sure we have our little group here, but... [as Kramer looks at George and Jerry, Elaine walks off]

Jerry: Well, that was the worst.
Elaine: I can't believe they made the wife the killer. Give me a break.
Man: Hey, give us a break. We haven't seen it yet. Thanks a lot big mouth!

Kramer: You got a pen?
Jerry: Yeah, I think I do.
Kramer: And I need something to write on.
Jerry: Well, all I got is my dry-cleaning stub.
Kramer: I just met Uma Therman. She's giving me her telephone number. Uma, Jerry, Uma.
Jerry: Uma Therman? Really?
Kramer: Yeah.
Elaine: How'd you manage that?
Kramer: Yeah, well, I don't have any time to talk now. [rushes off]
Jerry: He's got the Kavorka.

Jerry: Hey, isn't that Willie, my dry-cleaner?
Elaine: Where?
Jerry: He just went in. You know, I think he was wearing my houndstooth jacket.
Elaine: What would he be doing wearing your jacket?
Jerry: It looked just like the jacket I brought in to be dry-cleaned. He complimented me on it.
Elaine: Are you sure?