‘The Revenge’
Season 2, Episode 7 - Aired April 18, 1991
George asks for Elaine's help to get revenge on his boss who humiliated him. Meanwhile, Jerry and Kramer hatch their own plan for revenge from a dry cleaner who apparently took Jerry's money.
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: What? My God, the money! The 1500! Where'd you find it?
Kramer: It was in my laundry.
Jerry: In your laundry the whole time? I told you not to mix in our guys. What did we figure the damage on that machine would be?
Kramer: It was about 1200 bucks.
Quote from George
George: I like horses. Maybe I could be a stable boy.
Kramer: You wanna shoot some pool tonight?
Newman: I can't. I'm goin' to the movies.
George: Nah. It's probably a union thing.
Quote from Kramer
Newman: [o.s.] Kramer!
Kramer: Oh! That's Newman.
Newman: I'm on the roof!
Kramer: Well, what are you waiting for?
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Boy, I have really had it with Newman. He wakes me up again last night at three o'clock in the morning to tell me he's going up onto the roof to kill himself.
Jerry: Well, what'd you say?
Kramer: [scoffs] I said " Jump." Well, he's been threatening to do this for years. I said " Look, if you're gonna kill yourself do it already and stop bothering me." At least I'd respect the guy for accomplishing something.
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: What's his problem?
Kramer: No job. No women.
Jerry: He called the right guy.
Kramer: What am I supposed to tell him? How much there is for him to live for? Why should I lie to him?
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: What's with you?
Kramer: He jumped.
Jerry: What?
Kramer: Yeah. Newman jumped.
Jerry: Did he call you last night?
Kramer: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Jerry: What did you say?
Kramer: I said, "Wave to me when you pass my window."
Jerry: Whew. Did he wave?
Kramer: No. He jumped from the second floor. Mr. Papanickolous saw him from across the street. He's lying out there faking. See, he's trying to get back at me.