Vic: I never saw it.
Kramer: Okay. Come on. Give the guy his money. What- What are you doing?
Vic: Hey, you see that sign right there?
Jerry: Oh, I see. So, you put up a sign so you can do whatever you want. You're not a part of society.
Vic: Yeah, that's right. Because this place is my country, and I'm the president, and that's my Constitution. I'm not responsible.
Jerry: So, anybody leaves anything here, you can just take it? You have a license to steal? You are like the James Bond of laundry?
Vic: You ever hear of a bank?

George: You go over there.
Elaine: Yeah.
George: You start flirting with him and I'll come by and, while you're keeping him busy, I'll slip it in his drink.
Elaine: Wouldn't it be easier just to punch him in the mouth?

Elaine: [sneezes]
Levitan: God bless you.
Elaine: Oh! Thank you. Thank you very much. [blows nose] Really, I mean that. I am not one of those people who give insincere thank you's. No sir. No sir. When I thank someone I really thank them. So, thank you!
Levitan: You're welcome.
Elaine: People don't say " God bless you " as much as they used to. Have you noticed that?
Levitan: No.
Elaine: So, I'm going to a nudist colony next week.
Levitan: Nudist colony?
Elaine: Oh, yeah. Yeah. I love nudist colonies. They help me... unwind. Aah!
Levitan: [laughing] I've never been to a nudist colony.
Elaine: Oh, really? Oh, you should go. They're great. They're great. Of course, when it's over, it's- it's hard to get used to all this clothing, you know. So, a lot of times, I'll just lock the door to my office and I'll just sit there naked.
Levitan: Seriously?
Elaine: Oh, yeah. I usually work naked a couple hours a day.

George: [whispering] Glenda, can I ask you a favor? Can I have this seat?
Glenda: [loudly] What do you have to sit here for? There are plenty of other seats.
George: [whispering] I can't explain. It's very important that I sit here.
Glenda: What are you doing here anyway? I thought you were fired.
George: [whispering] Okay. Okay. Fine.

Elaine: I cook naked, I clean... I clean naked, I drive naked. Naked. Naked. Naked.
Levitan: Who are you?
Elaine: Oh, you don't wanna know, mister. I'm trouble. Big trouble.

Jerry: What about the gentle cycle? You ever use that? Do you think it's effeminate for a man to put clothes in a gentle cycle? What about fine fabrics? How do you deal with that kind of temperament? What about stone washing? You ever witness one of those? That must be something. What? Do they just pummel the jeans with rocks?
[Kramer walks over to Jerry at the counter, his clothes coated in dry cement]
Kramer: I didn't realize it was a full box.

George: I'm gonna count to three. If you don't give up the chair, the wig is coming off.
Glenda: I don't' wear a wig.
George: One...
[Glenda panics and gets off the chair]

Elaine: No. No. No. No. No. I don't really have a phone. In fact, I - I really don't have an apartment. I kinda sleep around. [laughs] Oh, I just like to have and few drinks and just let the guy do whatever he wants. Would you close your eyes for a second? I wanna tell you a secret about my bra.
[George pours the contents of a tiny vial into Levitan's drinks]

Levitan: You know something, Costanza? I'm a very lucky man.
George: Oh!
Levitan: I've always been lucky. Things just seem to fall right in my lap.
George: Boom!
Levitan: You wouldn't believe it if I told you. In fact, uh, I'm glad you're here. You know, maybe I've been a little rough on ya, huh?
George: Oh.
Levitan: Why should we let petty, personal differences get in the way of business? I, uh, I want you to come back. You can use my bathroom anytime you want.
George: You want me to come back? Uh...
Levitan: Hey! How about a toast, huh? Everybody, a toast!
George: Rick.
Levitan: Everyone, I wanna propose a toast to ten great years at Rick Barr Properties.
George: Uh, Rick...
Levitan: And all the people in this room, [clears throat] that made that possible.
George: Rick.
Levitan: I'd also like to welcome back into the fold our... our little shrimpy friend, George Costanza who, although he didn't really have a very good year . How you blew that McConnell deal, I'll never know. But, hey, what the hell, huh? We've always enjoyed his antics around the office. [chuckles] Anything you wanna add to this?
George: Drink up!

George: I like history. Civil War. Maybe I could be a professor, or something.
Elaine: Well, to teach something you really have to know a lot about it. I think you need a degree.
Jerry: Yeah. That's true.