‘The Parking Space’
Season 3, Episode 22 - Aired April 22, 1992
George gets in an argument over a parking spot outside Jerry's apartment building. Meanwhile, Kramer is upset with George and Elaine for going to a flea market without him.
Quote from Kramer
Mother: [to Kramer] Boy, I don't know about your friend, Jerry. He says some pretty stupid things sometimes.
Kramer: Oh, congratulations.
Mother: What for?
Kramer: Well, you're pregnant.
Mother: What?
Kramer: You're not pregnant?
Mother: No, I'm not pregnant.
Kramer: Are you sure you're not pregnant?
Mother: Yes, I'm sure!
Kramer: That's weird.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: Hey, do you think I'm phony?
Elaine: What?
Jerry: Mike thinks I'm a phony.
Elaine: He thinks you're a phony?
Jerry: Yeah, but I can't say anything because Kramer wasn't supposed to tell me.
Elaine: Oh, you have to say something.
Jerry: I can't, I told Kramer I was vaulting it.
Elaine: You gotta open the vault.
Jerry: Open my vault?
Elaine: Open your vault.
Jerry: Once I open the vault, it ceases to be a vault.
Elaine: You have no choice.
Jerry: Oy, the vault.
Quote from Jerry
Mike: Why won't you go if I go?
Jerry: Why? I'll tell you why.
Kramer: No. Don't, Jerry.
Jerry: Like you didn't call me a phony?
Mike: What? [to Kramer] Thanks! Real good! Jerry, first of all, I think you completely misunderstood what I said. I meant it in a complementary way. I mean, you know when people say, "He's bad", it really means he's good, sort of thing? You know, slang.
Jerry: Use it in a sentence.
Mike: Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony. [shouts at Kramer] Why'd you tell him?!?
Kramer: He begged me.
Mike: He begged you?!