Kramer: Look at you. You've got another gig.
Jerry: I don't want another gig. I'm not doing this.
Kramer: But you have a gift. Jerry, this is not your little comedy act. We're talkin' feature films.
Jerry: We're talking federal crime here.

Elaine: [showing fingernails] Toxic waste green.
Jerry: That is disgusting.
Elaine: You know, revulsion has now become a valid form of attraction.
Jerry: Well, then you're driving me wild.
Elaine: I had them done for the big Peterman bash I'm throwing.
Jerry: Oh, why you having a party?
Elaine: I drive my people hard, and then I reward them.
Jerry: Like with dogs.
Elaine: Yeah, exactly.

George: Party?
Elaine: Yeah.
George: Food?
Elaine: Uh huh.
George: Bar?
Elaine: Yeah.
George: George?
Jerry: He's gonna show up anyway.
Elaine: George, I just don't want you interfering.
George: How could I possibly interfere?
Jerry: Isn't that what Jack Ruby said?

George: Ooh, yeah. These are fantastic, fantastic. [to server] You know, I'd love to get a jump on the next batch, where do you come out of? [to Anna] She's been ignoring this section all night. Quesadilla?
Anna: No thanks.
George: Hi, my name is George.
Anna: Anna. I don't recall seeing you around the office. Do you work in the mail room?
George: Not quite. I'm a friend of Elaine Benes.
Anna: Oh. Excuse me. [leaves]
George: So...

Kramer: You get the tickets?
Jerry: Who needs two?
Kramer: Oh, mamacita. Let me see them.
Jerry: Special sneak preview of Death Blow.
Kramer: Death Blow: When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether.

Kramer: Jerry, do you think you can get an extra ticket for my friend Brody?
Jerry: Kramer, do you know what I had to go through to get these?
Kramer: Yeah, I know, but he's a big fan of the genre. [eats Jerry's ice cream] You know I'd consider it a
personal favor to me.
Jerry: Yeah, I guess I do owe you.

Elaine: So, did you have a good time at the party last night?
Anna: It was a real... kick.
Elaine: Hey, did you happen to speak to my friend George?
Anna: As a matter of fact I did.
Elaine: Ah-ha. Well, listen. You would be wise to keep your distance from him.
Anna: Why? He seems harmless.
Elaine: Oh he's not. He's very harmful.
Anna: Really?
Elaine: Oh, trust me. He's a bad seed. He's a horrible seed. He's one of the worst seeds I've ever seen.
Anna: And you two are friends?
Elaine: Yeah, we're good friends.

Brody: Hey, Kramer. And you must be Jerry. Thanks for the ticket.
Jerry: That's quite a feed bag you're working on there.
Brody: It's for all of us. Is there a problem?
Kramer: Brody, come on. He's just kidding. He's a joke maker. Tell him, Jerry.
Jerry: I'm a joke maker.

Jerry: What do you mean, he's bootlegging the movie?
Kramer: Well, it's a perfectly legitimate business.
Jerry: It's not legitimate.
Kramer: It's a business.
Jerry: Where did you meet this guy?
Kramer: He's a friend of a friend. You know Corky Ramirez up on 94th Street? One day he and I are playing pachinko.
Jerry: Kramer. [boom sound]
Kramer: Man, we're missing the Death Blow!
Jerry: I don't believe this.

Anna: You know, I'm not supposed to be talking to you.
George: No one's putting a gun to your head. [chews gum] Do I, uh, scare you?
Anna: No. [off George's look] A little. Nice car.
George: Yeah, she's a sweet ride.
Anna: Is that your orthopedic back pillow?
George: Maybe.
Anna: Well, is it or isn't it?
George: Guess not.