‘The Little Kicks’
Season 8, Episode 4 - Aired October 10, 1996
Elaine loses the respect of her colleagues after they see her dancing. George enjoys being a bad boy after Elaine warns her co-worker not to date him. Meanwhile, Jerry and Kramer get caught up in a movie bootlegging scheme.
Quote from George
George: I'm a bootlegger.
Anna: You're a what?
George: I'm bootlegging a movie, baby!
Anna: Isn't that illegal?
George: I could do hard time for this one. And community service!
Anna: Is this your FiberCon?
George: [takes it and throws it out window] Get outta my way!
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: Sweet, fancy Moses!
Kramer: Jerry, she taped over the whole ending!
Brody: [enters] Where's the tape?
Jerry: Uh, well. It, uh...
Brody: Is that it?
Kramer: Uh, yeah, yeah. Here it is, Brody. One copy of Cry, Cry Again.
Brody: How'd it turn out?
Jerry & Kramer: Uh... great.
Kramer: Although the whole story kinda comes apart at the end there.
Jerry: Yeah, out of nowhere there's this lone dancer who appears to be injured.
Kramer: Yeah, it's a disturbing image.
Jerry: Yeah, so you cry, and when you see the dancing, you cry again.
Quote from George
Anna: It's all right, George. You'll just pay a fine and that'll be it.
George: [crying] Why did the policeman have to yell at me like that?
Quote from Elaine
Jerry: But he's an old man, Elaine.
Elaine: Well, he wrote the check, and I cashed it.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: Hey, look, it's the bootlegged Death Blow that I shot.
Elaine: Oh, Cry, Cry Again, I wanna see that.
Jerry: No, you don't.
Man: You shot Death Blow?
Jerry: Yeah.
Man: That was brilliant.
Jerry: Thank you.
Elaine: You were big.
Jerry: I'm still big. It's the bootlegs that got small.
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: Jerry, George got arrested.
Jerry: What?
Kramer: Yeah. He went down at the Beekman, he tried to lam, but they cheesed him.
Jerry: Oh, now I see.