Elaine: Well, um, I was just curious if I were interested in availing myself of your services, um, what exactly would you do?
Newman: Well, Elaine. There's any number of things I could do. But, I can promise you this, though. This vicious beast will never bother you again. So, what's it going to be?
Elaine: No, I'm sorry. I can't hurt a dog. I can't hurt a dog. I can't.
Kramer: I got it. We'll kidnap him. We'll kidnap the dog and we'll drop him off Upstate. And this way, he won't bother you anymore and he won't get hurt.
Newman: Yeah, I suppose.
Kramer: Huh?
Elaine: I'd have to think about it. I doubt it, though. I doubt it. I'll let you know.
Newman: Of course. Take your time. I'll be here.

Elaine: [phones] All right. Let's do it.
Newman: Excellent. [smokes cigarette] Excellent.

Jerry: How come you eating your peas one at a time?
Melanie: Well, what's the hurry?

Susan Ross: [o.s.] Who is it?
George: It's George:.
Susan Ross: [opens door] George? George, what is it?
George: Will you marry me?

George: [on the phone] Ma, guess what?
Estelle Costanza: Oh, my God!
George: No, it's nothing bad. I'm getting married.
Estelle Costanza: You're what?
George: I'm getting married.
Estelle Costanza: Oh, my God! You're getting married?
George: Yes!
Estelle Costanza: Oh, I can't believe it.

Estelle Costanza: Frank, come here.
Frank Costanza: [o.s.] You come here.
Estelle Costanza: Georgie's getting married.
Frank: [enters] What?
Estelle Costanza: Georgie's getting married.
Frank Costanza: Get the hell out of here. He's getting married?
Estelle Costanza: Yes.
Frank Costanza: To a woman?
Estelle Costanza: Of course to a woman.

Estelle Costanza: [on the phone] What's she look like?
Frank Costanza: I'm sure she's pretty gorgeous.
George: What difference does it make what she looks like?
Estelle Costanza: Is she pretty?
George: Yes, she's pretty. What difference does it make?
Estelle Costanza: I'm just curious!
Frank Costanza: She's not pretty?

Jerry: What are you up to?
Kramer: Nothing.
Jerry: What's the rope for?
Kramer: Oh. Well, how do you like that? I got rope. Um, I gotta go.
Jerry: The dog. You're getting the dog!

George: Well, I did it.
Jerry: Did what?
George: I got engaged. I'm getting married. I asked Susan to marry me. We're getting married this Christmas.
Jerry: You're getting married?
George: Yes!
Jerry: Oh, my god!
George: I'm a man. Jerry, I'm a man. And do you know why? It's because of that talk we had. You were my inspiration. Do you believe it? You. That lunch was the defining moment of my life.

George: So, what's going on with you and Melanie? I mean, I know you're not getting married, but uh, things are happening?
Jerry: Well... actually, we kind of broke up.
George: You what?
Jerry: Well, you know, we were having dinner the other night, and she's got this strangest habit. She eats her peas one at a time. You've never seen anything like it. It takes her, like, an hour to finish them. I mean, we've had dinner other times. I've seen her eat corn niblets, but she scooped them.
George: She scooped the niblets?
Jerry: Yes. That's what was so vexing.