‘The Chaperone’
Season 6, Episode 1 - Aired September 22, 1994
When Jerry has a date with a Miss America contestant, Kramer accompanies them as a chaperone. George suggests changing the Yankees' uniform. Meanwhile, Elaine starts a new job.
Quote from George
George: [brushing his teeth] What was that all about?
Jerry: Oh, it was just Kramer. Apparently I killed Miss Rhode Island's doves with a bucket of water last night.
George: Oh. [goes back to the bathroom]
Quote from Jerry
[stand-up:]
Jerry: The Miss America pageant seems like a really tough contest. I mean, you gotta come out there in the bathing suit, in the dress shoes. They got that "sanitized for your protection" toilet seat-thing hanging off them, you know. Plus, they gotta wear all the other outfits. I don't know why. The bathing suit is the contest. You win the bathing suit, you win. What is the formal wear? Everybody looks good in formal wear. It's dark, it covers everything, that's why we have weddings in it. I mean, if we had weddings in bathing suits, a lot of ceremonies wouldn't be able to get past "If anyone sees any reason why these two people should not be joined together..." About eighty hands go up.