[stand-up:]
Jerry: The Miss America pageant seems like a really tough contest. I mean, you gotta come out there in the bathing suit, in the dress shoes. They got that "sanitized for your protection" toilet seat-thing hanging off them, you know. Plus, they gotta wear all the other outfits. I don't know why. The bathing suit is the contest. You win the bathing suit, you win. What is the formal wear? Everybody looks good in formal wear. It's dark, it covers everything, that's why we have weddings in it. I mean, if we had weddings in bathing suits, a lot of ceremonies wouldn't be able to get past "If anyone sees any reason why these two people should not be joined together..." About eighty hands go up.