Elaine: What happened? It looks the same.
Jerry: He didn't get to finish it. His uncle came in. We almost got caught.
Elaine: Jerry, the auction is in a few hours.
Jerry: Take the K-man.
Elaine: You can still go.
Kramer: What are you kidding? Look at him. He's grotesque.
Elaine: You think?
Kramer: Do I think? He's repugnant.
[Elaine tries to sculpt Jerry's hair with her hands to no success]
Elaine: What would you wear?
Kramer: Whatever it takes.

Enzo: See, now Newman is a good customer.
Newman: Once I find a barber I stick with him. I almost went to barber school. I always felt I had a talent for it.
Enzo: Oh, not everybody like Newman, so loyal.
Newman: Yeah, just the way that I was raised. I'm special.
Enzo: You know, I don't mind if somebody's funny, but I no like the funny business.

Jerry: What do you want?
Newman: Can I use your bathroom?
Jerry: What's wrong with yours?
Newman: My toilet's clogged.
Jerry: You can't unclog it?
Newman: No.
Jerry: Did you ask Kramer?
Newman: He's out.
Jerry: Number one?
Newman: Yes, yes. Can I go? Cause I gotta go very badly.
Jerry: All right. Flush twice.
[In Jerry's bathroom:]
Newman: [inner monologue] [checks a comb] No. [checks a brush] Jackpot. I don't believe this. There's no hair in this thing. I've never seen a person that didn't have at least one hair in a brush. [searches the tub drain] Unbelievable, nothing. [grabs some scissors] Ah.

Jerry: I don't get this Scissorhands. What, is he supposed to be like a super hero, like Green Lantern or somebody? What's with this guy? [Gino gives him an annoyed look] Just asking.

Enzo: It was you that was in Gino's apartment the other night.
Jerry: No, I wasn't there.
Enzo: Don't lie. I know it was you. I get a sample of your hair. I match them up.
Jerry: Sample? Newman! Uh, I was there but I was just dropping off a book.
Gino: Don't Jerry.
Enzo: So, it's true.
Gino: Yes, it's true.
Enzo: I'm going to kill the both of you.
[Enzo calms down as he notices "Edward Scissorhands" playing on the TV]