Jerry: Zephyr? That is not a word.
Melissa: Do you challenge?
Jerry: No, I do not challenge.
Melissa: Sixty-six points.
Jerry: I'd accuse you of cheating, but I don't know where would you would hide the tiles.

Jason Hanky: Hey, George. Jerry. Listen, I just got sober so I've been going through the 12 steps.
George: What are you up to now? Step 9?
Jason Hanky: Yeah. Making amends.
George: Important step. Maybe the most important.
Jason Hanky: Anyway, Jerry, you know, this may sound dumb. But, you know, when we first met, I thought your name was Gary. And I think I may even have called you Gary a couple of times. And I don't know if you noticed, but I always felt bad about it. So I'm sorry.
Jerry: Thank you. I did notice and I appreciate you rectifying it.
Jason Hanky: Great. Great. Well, I'll see you guys later.

Kramer: Well, I just got out of a 27-minute shower. I made some good cuts and I didn't lose anything I needed. Yeah, I think what I kept is even stronger now.
Jerry: You've got some suds over here.
Kramer: What? Oh, man. Jeez. Look at that. I'm all lathery. Jerry, you gotta show me what I'm doing wrong.
Jerry: Oh, come on.
Kramer: No, I mean it, man. I'm lost.
Jerry: You promise you'll never come in here again?
Kramer: Well, Jerry, you know I can't do that.

Jerry: Now, my sense of it is you're probably wasting time working piecemeal: First cleaning one area, then another.
Kramer: Well, that's how cats do it.
Jerry: But when you have a faucet instead of a tongue, you wanna use gravity.
Kramer: Okay, let's turn the water on now.
Jerry: No, I told you. It's just a dry run.

George: Well, Hanky's moved on to Step 10. He was taking personal inventory.
Jerry: That's Step 10?
George: All he has to do now is count his blessings, say a prayer and he's done. You believe this?

Kramer: Come on, Jerry, how about a baggy swimsuit?
Jerry: No. You're not getting any skin, Kramer.
Kramer: Well, this has all been one big tease.

Kramer: Now, see, that's smart. Constant motion.
Man: [o.s.] Hey.
Kramer: Oh, yeah. I'm watching you too... but this guy's really showing me something.

Kramer: You got a steak?
Jerry: What happened to you?
Kramer: People in this city are crazy.
Jerry: Here you go.
Kramer: Thanks, buddy. Oh, yes. Yeah, you got any A.1., because I'm cooking a steak.
Jerry: What?
Kramer: A different one.

Melissa: Okay, Jerry. I fixed that bike.
Jerry: That wasn't really necessary. I don't ride it. It's just for show.
Melissa: I gotta clean those bearings. Hold this. Look at all that gunk.
Jerry: Please don't crouch.
Melissa: It caught my skin.
Jerry: Oh, that's bad. Especially that area.
Melissa: You got anything to snack on? Oh, pickles. [tries to open jar] It's a tough one.
Jerry: Please stop. Let me help you with that.
Melissa: Oh, it's gonna leave a welt. Look at that.
Jerry: I can't. I can't look anymore. I've seen too much.

Jerry: Well, technically, he did apologize.
George: Jerry, I felt like a straight man in some horrible sketch. He was riffing. Riffing. On my pain.
Jerry: So now you want an apology for the apology plus the original apology?
George: That's right. I'm two in the hole.