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Seinfeld: The Betrayal

908. The Betrayal

Aired November 20, 1997

The story of Elaine, Jerry and George's trip to India for Sue Ellen Mishke's wedding, told in reverse.

Quote from Elaine

Elaine: You're not gonna believe what I got in the mail. Invitation to Sue Ellen Mischke's wedding.
Jerry: At least the wedding gown will give her some support.
Elaine: Not the point. The wedding is in one week. I got this today.
Jerry: So you think it's a non-vite.
Elaine: It's an un-vitation.

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Quote from George

George: Well, wait a minute. Nina just saw me in my Timberlands. Now I have to wear them every time I see her.
Jerry: Why?
George: In any other shoe, I lose two inches. I can't have a drop-down. We're eye to eye. I can't go eye to chin.
Jerry: So you're gonna wear them no matter what the situation?
George: In every situation. No matter how silly I look.

Quote from George

George: Ah, this is the kind of day that almost makes you feel good to be alive.
Jerry: New Timberlands?
George: Yeah, and a whole new me. I'm up two inches on these babies.
Jerry: Really?
George: 5'8". [off Jerry's look] 5'7".

Quote from Susan Ross

George: How was the date?
Jerry: Pretty good. I think she might be the one.
George: [to the waitress] Oh, French fries.
Susan Ross: Eh, George.
George: Baked potato. Sorry.
Susan Ross: Yeah, you stuff your sorries in a sack, mister.

Quote from Jerry

Nina: And they call it the World Wide Web. You can e-mail anyone.
Jerry: What are you, a scientist?
Nina: Ah. Gotta go. It was great talking. [exits]
Jerry: Great talking to you. What the hell is e-mail?

Quote from George

George: So, Elaine, are you going to sleep with me or what?!
Elaine: George, I just got off a twenty-three hour plane ride. I'm too tired to even vomit at the thought.
George: Fine. I'll ask you again when you're rested.
Jerry: Oh, I'm sure she'll come around.
George: Yeah, I hope so. For your sake!
[Kramer enters]
Jerry: I said I was sorry.
George: You can stuff you sorries in a sack, mister!

Quote from Kramer

Kramer: What's up with you two?
George: I don't want to talk about it.
Kramer: So how was the big trip?
Jerry: I don't want to talk about it!
Kramer: Well, what happened to your nose?
Elaine: I don't want to talk ab-ow!-t it! [winces]

Quote from George

Sue Ellen: That's it! The wedding's off.
Pinter: What? But, Sue Ellen-
Sue Ellen: Elaine, you were my maid of honor and you slept with my Pinter?!
Elaine: No, no, no! It was years ago. Before you met him. And, and I got to tell you.. it was very mechanical.
Sue Ellen: I have never been so humiliated!
Elaine: Idiots! This is all your fault!
George: Not me! Him! His fault! He betrayed me!
Jerry: George, I'm sorry.
George: Well, you can stuff your sorries in a sack, Mister!
Jerry: I don't know what that means.

Quote from George

George: All right, Nina, you have to decide right now. Jerry or me?
Nina: All right.. Neither.
George: What?! Well, what are you doing here?
Nina: A free trip to India. And by the way, you can take off those boots. Everyone knows you're 5'6"".
George: 5'8". [off Jerry's look] 5'7".

Quote from Jerry

Elaine: What happened last night?
Jerry: Oh, you were pretty loaded.
Elaine: I know. I woke up with this.
Jerry: Oh. Hello, Tetanus.

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