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The Abstinence

‘The Abstinence’

Season 8, Episode 9 -  Aired November 21, 1996

George's intelligence skyrockets when his girlfriend can't have sex for six weeks, while Elaine experiences the opposite effect with her doctor boyfriend. Jerry gets bumped from Career Day at his old school. Kramer launches a smoker's lounge in his apartment.

Quote from Jerry

Katie: George, you're on.
George: No, no. I'm not going on.
Jerry: Then what did you come down here for?
George: Tell you about the Portuguese waitress.
Jerry: It's good to have you back.
Katie: One of you has to go on.
Jerry: All right, I'll do it. [o.s.] Hey kids. What's the deal with homework? You're not working on your home![audience boos]

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