Quote from Jerry in The Abstinence
Katie: George, you're on. George: No, no. I'm not going on. Jerry: Then what did you come down here for? George: Tell you about the Portuguese waitress. Jerry: It's good to have you back. Katie: One of you has to go on. Jerry: All right, I'll do it. [o.s.] Hey kids. What's the deal with homework? You're not working on your home![audience boos]