George Quote #1514
Quote from George in The Apology
Boy: Can you get on that cone?
Jason Hanky: Would you hang on just a second, son? George, what are you talking about?
George: Well, it's just all you said was, "You're welcome." Which is nice. It's very nice. But I feel I gotta get the apology.
Boy: Is there anybody else here but you?
Jason Hanky: I'm alone and it's my second day. You know, I don't even think we have that flavor, so... George, really, enough, okay? You know, I admitted I was wrong. What more do you want from me?
George: I want an apology.
Jason Hanky: All right, look...
Boy #2: Did you try it?
Boy: No, this guy doesn't know what he's doing.
Jason Hanky: Oh, yes, I do. Yes, I do. Okay, I'm interacting with someone here, if you can understand that. Now, I'm sorry.
George: There it is. You said it. That's what I want. Now say it again and tell it to me.
Jason Hanky: I'm not saying anything to you. I'm not sorry. I was never sorry. It was cashmere. I hate Step 9. Where's that Rum Raisin? Where is it? I can't find anything. [climbs in the cooler] I need a drink. Daiquiri Ice. Here we go. What are you looking at? Get out. Come on. Can't you see we're closed? Get out.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Apology’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Jerry: [answers phone] Hello?
Kramer: Jerry, guess where I'm calling from.
Jerry: World War I plane?
Kramer: No, I'm in my shower. I'm trying to get out of the shower sooner. And then I asked myself why. I mean, this is where I wanna be. I got a waterproof phone, I shaved, I brushed my teeth, and I ordered a pair of chinos from J. Crew.
Jerry: When are you getting out?
Kramer: I'm not. I'll see you later, buddy.
Quote from Elaine
Jerry: Oh, great, Elaine. What is wrong with my body?
Elaine: Chicken-wing shoulder blades.
Jerry: That's it?
Elaine: No, but that's one problem. Why?
Jerry: Well, I was walking around naked in front of Melissa the other day...
Elaine: Whoa. Walking around naked? That is not a good look for a man.
George: Why not? It's a good look for a woman.
Elaine: Well, female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It's for getting around. It's like a Jeep.
Jerry: So you don't think it's attractive?
Elaine: It's hideous. The hair, the lumpiness. It's simian.
George: Well, some women like it.
Elaine: Sickies.
Quote from George
Jason Hanky: Hi, I'm Jason. I'm a Rage-aholic.
All: Hi, Jason.
Jason Hanky: This is my first meeting.
George: Step-skipper. That man is a step-skipper. He skips Step 9.
Jason Hanky: Please, Step 9.
George: That's right. He never apologized to me for saying that I would stretch out the neck hole on his sweater. [all laugh] It wasn't funny.
Jason Hanky: It was a very nice sweater. Take a look at his neck, not to mention the melon sitting on top of it. I don't know if I'd trust him with a V-neck.
George: He's bebopping and scatting, and I'm losing it.