Quote from Kramer in The Apology
Jerry: [answers phone] Hello? Kramer: Jerry, guess where I'm calling from. Jerry: World War I plane? Kramer: No, I'm in my shower. I'm trying to get out of the shower sooner. And then I asked myself why. I mean, this is where I wanna be. I got a waterproof phone, I shaved, I brushed my teeth, and I ordered a pair of chinos from J. Crew. Jerry: When are you getting out? Kramer: I'm not. I'll see you later, buddy.