J.D. Quote #1669
Quote from J.D. in My Cookie Pants
J.D.: Morning, sleepy. I gotta go to work. I wish I had the day off, too.
Elliot: Hey, do you realize that we've already been dating for a week, but we still haven't had sex?
J.D.: Yes, but you know what? We're not gonna rush this time. We're just gonna go with the flow.
Elliot: I think we should do it right now. [a pair of pants land on Elliot's face] J.D., why are you throwing your pants at me?
[J.D. is still fully-clothed]
J.D.: Because I got excited. Woo-hoo.
Elliot: Well, you should be, Because tonight when you get home, I'm going to be waiting here, and it's gonna be the most amazing, crazy night you've ever had. [a pair of underpants land on Elliot] Stop throwing dirty clothes at me!
J.D.: Stop saying sexy things.
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‘My Cookie Pants’ Quotes
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: [on the phone] Carla, why won't you pick up? I need to talk! I cannot believe that you leave the country the week I get back together with J.D. I feel like that's not a coincidence. Wait. I did not mean that. I know that your aunt did not fall out of that balloon on purpose. Anyway, I promised J.D. this crazy sex night, and now I'm totally losing it. I've been trying on lingerie, but nothing fits, because I ate an entire batch of cookie dough with a spatula. Plus, at my last appointment I got in a fight with my waxer, and now there is a rash on my bajingo that looks like a thousand tiny spider bites. Damn it, Carla! I need tonight to be special, and you're not there for me. And I know what you're gonna say. You're gonna say that- That you've always come through and that sometimes I'm selfish, but even if that's true, I don't need to hear your attitude right now, because I am sick of it. Do you hear me? Sick of it! I love you. Call me.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Say, I heard you and Barbie were back together again. How's that going?
J.D.: [v.o.] He doesn't care. Don't answer.
Dr. Cox: Is there less drama this time?
J.D.: [v.o.] Hold firm.
Dr. Cox: Does it feel different?
J.D.: [v.o.] Give him nothing.
Dr. Cox: Look at you, not getting sucked in. Maybe you are a little bit older and a little bit wiser, enough for this whole thing to work out with Barbie this time.
J.D.: I really think I am.
Dr. Cox: Oh, my God. How do you not get that I will never, ever care about your pasty white love life? I only brought it up because I noticed that Barbie wasn't here at work today, and I was hoping that your relationship with her had already gone so far south that you'd killed her and buried her deep in a wooded area and that soon you would be carted off for the aforementioned crime of pasty white passion.
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: Cookies are done. I baked a dozen for you and a dozen for me. Now I like to eat one and a half cookies every day, so that a dozen cookies last eight days. Well, ten days because I don't eat sugar on Wednesdays, and on Sundays I call my mom and she asks what's wrong with my phone because I sound fat. Anyway, I'm gonna go change. I brought my cookie pants.