J.D.: Morning, sleepy. I gotta go to work. I wish I had the day off, too.
Elliot: Hey, do you realize that we've already been dating for a week, but we still haven't had sex?
J.D.: Yes, but you know what? We're not gonna rush this time. We're just gonna go with the flow.
Elliot: I think we should do it right now. [a pair of pants land on Elliot's face] J.D., why are you throwing your pants at me?
[J.D. is still fully-clothed]
J.D.: Because I got excited. Woo-hoo.
Elliot: Well, you should be, Because tonight when you get home, I'm going to be waiting here, and it's gonna be the most amazing, crazy night you've ever had. [a pair of underpants land on Elliot] Stop throwing dirty clothes at me!
J.D.: Stop saying sexy things.