Dr. Kelso Quote #412
Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Happy Place
Elliot: I'll tell you what else I don't want to deal with. All the judgement from everyone else. Dr. Cox, Jordan, even Turk and Carla. I mean, it's almost enough of a reason not to do anything.
Dr. Kelso: Hogwash!
[J.D. and Elliot are no longer in their own little world as Dr. Kelso sits back down at the table]
J.D.: Excuse me?
Dr. Kelso: That ridiculous drivel you just said. Oh, but who am I to talk? Here I am, eating some kind of a banana-nut-sawdust-muffin, and hiding out in this crappy excuse for a Coffee Bucks. Who the hell cares what anybody else thinks? Just look into your heart, and do whatever the hell makes you happy.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Happy Place’ Quotes
Quote from Ted
J.D.: [v.o.] Ted finally said what we were all thinking.
Ted: Why are you spending your retirement hanging around the place you use to work? It's so sad. By comparison, it almost makes my life seem... No, still sad.
Dr. Kelso: Yeah.
Quote from J.D.
Dr. Kelso: Anyway, keep my table warm. Adios.
J.D.: [imitates Scrubs incidental music]
Elliot: What are you doing?
J.D.: Oh, that's the sound I hear in my head whenever people leave. [imitates Scrubs incidental music]
Elliot: Whatever. I will see you after work. [exits]
[Scrubs incidental music plays]
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Look, surgeons always want to slice people open whether it's the best option or not. No disrespect, but you're just not that bright. You have no idea how to do anything else. Unfortunately, sick people are also very, very stupid and will almost always agree to anything that a blood-letting corpse carpenter such as yourself tells them. I simply stay in the room to make sure they make the right choice.
Turk: So you don't trust me?
Dr. Cox: Oh, that's right. That is an easier way to say it.