Janitor Quote #441
Quote from Janitor in My Happy Place
Janitor: Look, I'm here because I want to be here. But don't worry. I'm going to get my job back.
Ted: Oh, good. What's your plan?
Janitor: I just told it to you. I'm here, therefore I will get my job back.
Ted: You're making my head hurt.
Janitor: We both know that's not me. That's from when you were a baby, and a marble fountain fell on you.
Ted: Sometimes, my mom kept my crib in the driveway.
Janitor: Mine too. But I've lived my life by a very specific credo. Everything works out for me.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Happy Place’ Quotes
Quote from Ted
J.D.: [v.o.] Ted finally said what we were all thinking.
Ted: Why are you spending your retirement hanging around the place you use to work? It's so sad. By comparison, it almost makes my life seem... No, still sad.
Dr. Kelso: Yeah.
Quote from J.D.
Dr. Kelso: Anyway, keep my table warm. Adios.
J.D.: [imitates Scrubs incidental music]
Elliot: What are you doing?
J.D.: Oh, that's the sound I hear in my head whenever people leave. [imitates Scrubs incidental music]
Elliot: Whatever. I will see you after work. [exits]
[Scrubs incidental music plays]
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Look, surgeons always want to slice people open whether it's the best option or not. No disrespect, but you're just not that bright. You have no idea how to do anything else. Unfortunately, sick people are also very, very stupid and will almost always agree to anything that a blood-letting corpse carpenter such as yourself tells them. I simply stay in the room to make sure they make the right choice.
Turk: So you don't trust me?
Dr. Cox: Oh, that's right. That is an easier way to say it.