J.D. Quote #1598
Quote from J.D. in My Princess
[fairy tale:]
Elliot: Your ass is bleeding.
J.D.: Sasha, are you okay?
Elliot: No, idiot, your ass is bleeding.
J.D.: I know, my tail was ripped off. If it doesn't scab over, my soul will leak out. Why you looking at my ass, anyway, princess? Missing what you could have had when you tried to kiss me earlier? Good morrow!
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Princess’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Cox
[fairy tale:]
Carla: Look, the battle has begun.
Dr. Cox: My name is Percival Cox. You're killing my friend. Prepare to die.
Quote from Ted
Dr. Kelso: Attention, dumb-dumbs. Many of you have been disregarding the hospital's 12-hour shift policy. Now, I don't care if you think your patients need you, when your shift is over, I want you to go home to your sad, empty lives. Tired doctors make mistakes, and the hospital is liable. Believe me, you do not want to find yourself in a court of law. Tell them what happens there, Ted.
Ted: Well, we'll all wear long black robes and beautiful white, curly wigs.
Dr. Kelso: That's England, Ted.
Ted: Are you sure?
Quote from Todd
Carla: J.D., you're a parent now, you gotta be better prepared.
Turk: Yeah. That's why we just stocked up on extra baby oil lotion and diapers.
Todd: Why? Is there a party this week-end?
[everyone pauses]
J.D.: [v.o.] Recently we realized that with Todd, if we didn't move and stayed very quiet, he'd eventually get confused and leave.