Carla Quote #317
Quote from Carla in My Princess
[fairy tale:]
J.D.: You know, I miss hanging out with you. Like, alone.
Turk: There's not much I can do.
J.D.: Last night, I had some grog with a guy whose hutmate is a barrel maker. Let's just say the guy has a saw.
Carla: Be careful, or I'll make your chin disappear. Oh, too late.
J.D.: That's not nice.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Princess’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Cox
[fairy tale:]
Carla: Look, the battle has begun.
Dr. Cox: My name is Percival Cox. You're killing my friend. Prepare to die.
Quote from Ted
Dr. Kelso: Attention, dumb-dumbs. Many of you have been disregarding the hospital's 12-hour shift policy. Now, I don't care if you think your patients need you, when your shift is over, I want you to go home to your sad, empty lives. Tired doctors make mistakes, and the hospital is liable. Believe me, you do not want to find yourself in a court of law. Tell them what happens there, Ted.
Ted: Well, we'll all wear long black robes and beautiful white, curly wigs.
Dr. Kelso: That's England, Ted.
Ted: Are you sure?
Quote from Todd
Carla: J.D., you're a parent now, you gotta be better prepared.
Turk: Yeah. That's why we just stocked up on extra baby oil lotion and diapers.
Todd: Why? Is there a party this week-end?
[everyone pauses]
J.D.: [v.o.] Recently we realized that with Todd, if we didn't move and stayed very quiet, he'd eventually get confused and leave.