Doug Quote #32
Quote from Doug in My Number One Doctor
J.D.: Can I borrow your laptop just for a second? Please? Thank you. Yep! Still number one! Now to put the cursor back on Dr. Turk who's lower down on the ranking list. Scrolling down, scrolling, scrolling, fake watch, scrolling, scrolling, there he is. All the way at the bottom! Right above Doctor Murphy here.
Doug: How can I be the last? All my patients are dead.
J.D.: Doug, do you remember that guy you put in the morgue drawer? Turns out he was just heavily sedated.
Doug: Oh, yeah, you're right! All the comments are from him.
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‘My Number One Doctor’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Turk: Someone named Coco Bosco wrote that she's sick of me saying "That's what I'm talking about!" But sometimes it is what I'm talking about.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: You don't usually bond with your patients. You're not changing who you are as a doctor to get good ratings, are you?
Turk: Hell to the no. Are you?
Dr. Cox: [laughs] Oh, please!
[later:]
Dr. Cox: So, you're declining chemo because Wikipedia says that a raw food diet reverses the effects of bone cancer. Well... Hey, any info you have that I can pass on to my other patients would just be super. An, by the by, while you're on your computer, perhaps you could jump over to a little site called RateYourDoc.org. O, R, G.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Mr. Wolmer: There, I gave you 5 stars.
Dr. Cox: Thank you! And now I have to take your laptop from you, as I've deemed you're just too darn stupid to use it. You see those bell peppers that you're munching? They aren't gonna do a truck load of jack against the cancer raging inside of your body. Of course, I've only been a doctor for some 20 years, and the person who wrote that Wikipedia entry also authored the Battlestar Galactica episode guide, so what the heck do I know? But, if you feel like living, page me.