J.D.: Can I borrow your laptop just for a second? Please? Thank you. Yep! Still number one! Now to put the cursor back on Dr. Turk who's lower down on the ranking list. Scrolling down, scrolling, scrolling, fake watch, scrolling, scrolling, there he is. All the way at the bottom! Right above Doctor Murphy here.
Doug: How can I be the last? All my patients are dead.
J.D.: Doug, do you remember that guy you put in the morgue drawer? Turns out he was just heavily sedated.
Doug: Oh, yeah, you're right! All the comments are from him.