J.D. Quote #1432
Quote from J.D. in My Cold Shower
Melody: I just don't wanna end up like my aunt Sheila and get married and have a kid when I'm 50. I mean, you find a tooth in that house, you don't know whose mouth it fell out of.
J.D.: Ooh.
Melody: Sometimes, I wonder, you know, if I'm ever actually gonna find someone. You know?
J.D.: Yeah. Okay, now was it two girls and a guy, or a devil's threesome?
Melody: All girl.
[J.D. lifts the coffee cups off the table]
Turk: Damn!
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Cold Shower’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Todd: Can you imagine being married to Elliot?
[fantasy: the Janitor and Elliot sit on their couch:]
Elliot: Darling, do you think that we're pigeon-holing the children?
[The three boys are dressed like janitors and the trio of girls are dressed like doctors]
Janitor: Who cares? It's not like they're ours.
[reality:]
Janitor: I'd have to find some tiny charts and mops, but it's doable.
Quote from Elliot
J.D.: [v.o.] There we were. Elliot's friend Melody and I, witnessing this moment.
Elliot: Yes! Oh, my God, yes.
Keith: Awesome! Awesome! Okay.
Elliot: This is so romantic. Okay, it's a little tight, just push a little harder. Uh, got a little skin there, no problem.
Melody: Here come the fricks.
Elliot: Just put that motherfrickin' ring on my motherfrickin' finger! Frick! Frick! Frick!
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: Mrs. Sheldon, may I just say I hope to look as good as you when I'm 80.
Mrs. Sheldon: I'm 68.
Elliot: Did they not have sunscreen when you grow up?