Melody: I just don't wanna end up like my aunt Sheila and get married and have a kid when I'm 50. I mean, you find a tooth in that house, you don't know whose mouth it fell out of.
J.D.: Ooh.
Melody: Sometimes, I wonder, you know, if I'm ever actually gonna find someone. You know?
J.D.: Yeah. Okay, now was it two girls and a guy, or a devil's threesome?
Melody: All girl.
[J.D. lifts the coffee cups off the table]
Turk: Damn!