Janitor Quote #326
Quote from Janitor in His Story IV
Janitor: Typical Dorian. Running away from an argument you know nothing about.
J.D.: I know all about the war.
Janitor: Really? Point to Iraq.
J.D.: Why do you keep a globe on your janitor cart?
Janitor: In case I get lost. I'll give you a hint. It's not the country shaped like a boot.
J.D.: That's Iraq.
Janitor: That's China.
J.D.: You're China.
Janitor: That's an outrageous accusation. [eats sandwich] Need salt. Where's my bunny? Bingo?
Scrubs Quotes
‘His Story IV’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: Come on, no one wants to debate Iraq with me?
Janitor: I'll debate Iraq with you.
J.D.: Prepare to be dazzled.
Janitor: Okay, in my opinion we should be looking for Bin Laden in Pakistan.
J.D.: Do you have that globe nearby?
Quote from Dr. Kelso
J.D.: [v.o.] Since Elliot bought a house, I had to look for a place to live. Time to get out of my head and into an apartment.
J.D.: Hey, Dr. Kelso. [pats Dr. Kelso on the shoulder]
Dr. Kelso: [v.o.] I actually don't mind that goofy bastard, if he were gay he would be perfect for my son. Harrison's been looking for a new power bottom.
Quote from J.D.
Turk: [on the phone] Hey, buddy. You found an apartment yet?
[J.D. is on a park bench reading "The Iraq War for Dummies"]
J.D.: No, man, I feel like an idiot so I've been reading up on this whole Iraq war situation. You know what's so messed up? I just got to the part where President Bush gave his "mission accomplished" speech on a battleship, and I still got, like, 400 more pages to go.