Dr. Kelso Quote #315
Quote from Dr. Kelso in His Story IV
Dr. Kelso: [v.o.] Okay, Janice, I'm going to need you to make sure Mr. Jeffers gets his meds, and FYI, don't lean over him, he's handsy. And, Bernice, could you do me a major large and cover Jessica's shift this weekend?
Jessica: I have to have a pap smear.
Dr. Kelso: Have you seen Georgina lately? She looks like she's been eating for two...
Bernice: Oh, stop it!
Dr. Kelso: You stop it.
Dr. Cox: Oh, Nurse Kelso, ooh, purple is not your color. Listen, could you go down to housekeeping and maybe send up some fresh scrubs for me and... Psst, come here. Please put on a bra. You're distracting some of the other doctors.
Dr. Kelso: [v.o.] Let him joke. You look spiffy and you're doing great.
Janice: Why did he tell me to give meds to Mr. Jeffers? I did that five minutes ago.
Nurse Roberts: Girl, just humor him. He'll be outta here, eventually.
Scrubs Quotes
‘His Story IV’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: Come on, no one wants to debate Iraq with me?
Janitor: I'll debate Iraq with you.
J.D.: Prepare to be dazzled.
Janitor: Okay, in my opinion we should be looking for Bin Laden in Pakistan.
J.D.: Do you have that globe nearby?
Quote from Dr. Kelso
J.D.: [v.o.] Since Elliot bought a house, I had to look for a place to live. Time to get out of my head and into an apartment.
J.D.: Hey, Dr. Kelso. [pats Dr. Kelso on the shoulder]
Dr. Kelso: [v.o.] I actually don't mind that goofy bastard, if he were gay he would be perfect for my son. Harrison's been looking for a new power bottom.
Quote from J.D.
Turk: [on the phone] Hey, buddy. You found an apartment yet?
[J.D. is on a park bench reading "The Iraq War for Dummies"]
J.D.: No, man, I feel like an idiot so I've been reading up on this whole Iraq war situation. You know what's so messed up? I just got to the part where President Bush gave his "mission accomplished" speech on a battleship, and I still got, like, 400 more pages to go.