Dr. Kelso Quote #311
Quote from Dr. Kelso in His Story IV
Dr. Kelso: [v.o.] Hot dog, 2.15, time to vamoose. Heck of a time talking to young Private Dancer, though. "You've seen your share of Private Dancer, haven't you, kid?" Hmm. "Sure have, Bob. Sure have."
Dr. Kelso: What is it, Slugathor?
Debbie: Um, Dr. Kelso, I have a patient who has a mild fever, but I don't know who to talk to, because everyone's arguing.
Dr. Kelso: Sluggy, if you want to get people's attention you've got to be more aggressive or more attractive. Pick one.
Dr. Kelso: [v.o.] I should keep an eye on that. See, a hospital is a complex machine. And when a divisive issue rears its head, balls can be dropped. And the ones who end up suffering the most are the one that we are here to protect.
[the next morning:]
Dr. Kelso: Good morning, Private Dancer. Son?! [checks chart] Get Respiratory for a blood gas and set up for a lumbar puncture!
Scrubs Quotes
‘His Story IV’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: Come on, no one wants to debate Iraq with me?
Janitor: I'll debate Iraq with you.
J.D.: Prepare to be dazzled.
Janitor: Okay, in my opinion we should be looking for Bin Laden in Pakistan.
J.D.: Do you have that globe nearby?
Quote from Dr. Kelso
J.D.: [v.o.] Since Elliot bought a house, I had to look for a place to live. Time to get out of my head and into an apartment.
J.D.: Hey, Dr. Kelso. [pats Dr. Kelso on the shoulder]
Dr. Kelso: [v.o.] I actually don't mind that goofy bastard, if he were gay he would be perfect for my son. Harrison's been looking for a new power bottom.
Quote from J.D.
Turk: [on the phone] Hey, buddy. You found an apartment yet?
[J.D. is on a park bench reading "The Iraq War for Dummies"]
J.D.: No, man, I feel like an idiot so I've been reading up on this whole Iraq war situation. You know what's so messed up? I just got to the part where President Bush gave his "mission accomplished" speech on a battleship, and I still got, like, 400 more pages to go.