J.D. Quote #1291
J.D.: [v.o.] Still, the best discovery was learning that someone I drummed out of medicine had landed on his feet.
J.D.: Frontsies! Cabbage!
Jason: Hey, Dr. D.
J.D.: Mmm. That's what we call "Cabbage-tastic."
Jason: Oh, I love this job. I screw up, nobody gets hurt. Except Cindy. I scalded her pretty bad with some steamed milk, you could see the bone.
J.D.: Eww. How about a second of that dynamite ape impression. I'm sorry, Cindy, once he's in monkey mode, you can't stop him. But who would want to, right? Cheers.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Coffee’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: A tip jar. Really? So what am I supposed to do, just duke you my change because you poured hot water through beans? Well, I'll tell you what, my friend, unless you're also planning on giving me a complimentary reach-around with my beverage, I'm afraid the answer is yeah... no! Here's a- Here's a novel idea: Why don't you go fetch me a very large cup of coffee with so damn many fake sugars in it that the coffee itself gets cancer.
Quote from Janitor
Dr. Kelso: You don't scare me. Eventually, you will all come crawling back. Now, how about somebody gets me a banana-nut muffin, and hold the spit, please.
Janitor: As manager, I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.
Dr. Kelso: Manager? You have worked here one day.
Janitor: Corporate loved my ingenuity. I was saying the two most addictive substances on earth are caffeine and nicotine! Behold. [hums] Smokachino for Kyle. Kyle! Smokachino for Kyle! Enjoy that. That's as tall as he's gonna get.
Quote from Todd
Carla: Ugh, my breasts are so sore. I wish I could just give you formula.
Todd: [o.s.] Formula's bad for the baby. Boob milk's healthier!