Janitor Quote #300
Quote from Janitor in My Urologist
Dr. Kelso: What the hell is this?
Janitor: It's Dorian's camera. This must be a scene from Dr. Acula.
[on TV:]
Turk: You ain't taking no more blood from my ho-slapping hand. I will pimp slap you! This feels really racist, J.D. Why can't I be a vampire?
J.D.: Because it's my movie! Now, let's take it from the top and I'm not gonna ask you again, blacker!
Turk: Blacker.
J.D.: Yes, please. Blacker.
[Now, J.D. is wearing an Afro and Turk is dressed like a vampire]
Janitor: Now comes the good part.
Dr. Kelso: [on video] Prove that! And that! And that! And that! And that! Yeah!
Dr. Kelso: What do you want?
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Urologist’ Quotes
Quote from Kim
[as the Scrubs theme plays, Kim grabs the X-ray:]
Kim: That's backwards. It's been bugging me for years.
Quote from Kim
Kim: Mr. Peters, I looked at your CT scan and I recommend we don't do surgery.
Mr. Peters: Great.
Kim: This is goodbye for us, but I'm leaving you in the capable hands of Dr. John D. Dorian. You take care. [to J.D.] I gave you a new middle initial. It reassures patients for some reason. In my mind, the "D" stands for "Dallas" because I just got finished telling Mr. Peters that's where I lost my virginity. Don't know how we got down that path. Something about that old man just makes me want to open up.
Quote from Elliot
Carla: Why are you breaking up with Keith?
Elliot: Look, Keith is sweet, but after watching him get walked on again this morning, I feel like I need a stronger man in my life. I want what you have, someone who will stand up for me when I really need it, you know? Someone as confident as Turk or as brave as Dr. Cox or as... I'm sorry, Laverne, I don't really know your husband. What are some of Mr. Roberts good qualities?
Nurse Roberts: Well, he was a roadie for Jimi Hendrix, and when it rains, he carries me to the car.
Elliot: And you guys have been together, what, 60 years?
Nurse Roberts: I'm 48, and I'm done here.
Elliot: My bad.