Quote from Janitor in My Urologist
Dr. Kelso: What the hell is this? Janitor: It's Dorian's camera. This must be a scene from Dr. Acula. [on TV:] Turk: You ain't taking no more blood from my ho-slapping hand. I will pimp slap you! This feels really racist, J.D. Why can't I be a vampire? J.D.: Because it's my movie! Now, let's take it from the top and I'm not gonna ask you again, blacker! Turk: Blacker. J.D.: Yes, please. Blacker. [Now, J.D. is wearing an Afro and Turk is dressed like a vampire] Janitor: Now comes the good part. Dr. Kelso: [on video] Prove that! And that! And that! And that! And that! Yeah! Dr. Kelso: What do you want?