Carla Quote #236
Quote from Carla in My Urologist
Carla: I know you think I'm just being crazy, but Elliot, you should not give up on Keith. You say he's not strong enough for you because he keeps getting stepped on at work, but that's what it's like for interns. You're just doing what we all do when we start to get serious in a relationship, you're freaking out and you're trying to poke holes in it. Remember when I started dating Turk and I wanted to bail on him because he cried at the end of sex?
Turk: Baby!
J.D.: Relax, Brown Bear. There's no shame in cry-maxing.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Urologist’ Quotes
Quote from Kim
[as the Scrubs theme plays, Kim grabs the X-ray:]
Kim: That's backwards. It's been bugging me for years.
Quote from Kim
Kim: Mr. Peters, I looked at your CT scan and I recommend we don't do surgery.
Mr. Peters: Great.
Kim: This is goodbye for us, but I'm leaving you in the capable hands of Dr. John D. Dorian. You take care. [to J.D.] I gave you a new middle initial. It reassures patients for some reason. In my mind, the "D" stands for "Dallas" because I just got finished telling Mr. Peters that's where I lost my virginity. Don't know how we got down that path. Something about that old man just makes me want to open up.
Quote from Elliot
Carla: Why are you breaking up with Keith?
Elliot: Look, Keith is sweet, but after watching him get walked on again this morning, I feel like I need a stronger man in my life. I want what you have, someone who will stand up for me when I really need it, you know? Someone as confident as Turk or as brave as Dr. Cox or as... I'm sorry, Laverne, I don't really know your husband. What are some of Mr. Roberts good qualities?
Nurse Roberts: Well, he was a roadie for Jimi Hendrix, and when it rains, he carries me to the car.
Elliot: And you guys have been together, what, 60 years?
Nurse Roberts: I'm 48, and I'm done here.
Elliot: My bad.