Carla: I know you think I'm just being crazy, but Elliot, you should not give up on Keith. You say he's not strong enough for you because he keeps getting stepped on at work, but that's what it's like for interns. You're just doing what we all do when we start to get serious in a relationship, you're freaking out and you're trying to poke holes in it. Remember when I started dating Turk and I wanted to bail on him because he cried at the end of sex?
Turk: Baby!
J.D.: Relax, Brown Bear. There's no shame in cry-maxing.