Turk Quote #428
Quote from Turk in His Story III
Carla: Oh, I love it! And you know, they say it's the safest thing we can do for our baby. Can we get it?
Turk: No, no, no. Let's take it back before somebody sees me. As a matter of fact, get down! Get down.
Carla: Hey! [laughs]
Dr. Cox: Hello, that's a nice ride, huh, Dexter? [honks] Hate to bother you, but could you explain to me one more time, what's it like to be a young, hip black guy?
Turk: You see, Dr. Cox, what I'm gonna do is we're gonna pimp this out. We're gonna throw some 22s on it, put some spinners on the 22s.
Carla: Ooh! And a DVD player so the kids can watch Elmo.
Turk: You're killing me, woman.
Scrubs Quotes
‘His Story III’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Carla: Keith, you better not tell her who did it.
Keith: But Elliot scares me.
Carla: Elliot is a blonde, 108-pound ski pole from a cul-de-sac in Connecticut. I am an underpaid pregnant nurse from the block, who, over the next six months, will become fatter and angrier. Now, who are you really afraid of?
Keith: The fatty.
Carla: Be careful, Keith.
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: [singing] Drill-fork It can drill and fork Mostly fork.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: You're black? 'cause, last I checked, you had a nerdy white best friend, you enjoy Neil Diamond, and you damn sure act like a black guy. And these, my friend, are all characteristics of white guys. Now, please understand, I'm a huge supporter of the NAACP. I mean, if you don't know what stands for, that is the National Association For The Advancement Of Colored People. And quite frankly, I always thought they should change the "Colored People" to "African-Americans." But then of course it wouldn't be the NAACP, it would be the "N quad A," or NAAAA. And I know this probably sounds like a digression, but it actually leads me back to my original point: Do I think you're black? Nah.